sworgland ([info]sworgland) wrote,
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Nude Poop Premonition

who else is excited about gwyn and dave's wedding? *waits for show of hands coupled with "woots"* they get to have sex, and a place of their own. it's going to be great! we need to plan that freaking bachelor party. i am going to strip...at gwyn's bachelorette party too.

wedding crashers is a goody-good-great-headed movie. lots of laughies. speaking of that kind of poop, i think the people at my work just realized that i am funny...and IF...they listen to my interactions with customers and my mumblings, they WILL shit themselves! Covered in doo, today this dude John heard me call a drink "Tall, Mocha Frappucino without whipped cream, but with LOVE!" He spat out his Passion Tea!

things that will happen, besides the obvious:

-julie WILL dance with me at the wedding
-heather and i will be great friends someday, curls and all
-another two of my friends will get married...mmm hmmm

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[info]ninadiel

July 18 2005, 06:19:49 UTC 6 years ago

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Anonymous

July 29 2005, 00:27:25 UTC 6 years ago

its julie, no time to sign in

dance with you? hmmmmm, thats a toughy, we shall see. It was scary to even practice last night. too awkward for me cause im not a dancer. we shall see, we shall see..........
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